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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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“But going back to Harry right? I saw him in LA about 3 months ago…and he had a day off and he went out…no one knows this, no ones written about it and I’d like for press to write about it cause I think it would be a nice thing. But he went out on his day off and spent like 2 or 3 grand on Domino’s pizzas and drove around for the whole day just giving it to homeless people. And I think that’s an amazing story that people should cover.” - Ed Sheeran reveals Harry Styles story.
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I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
THis is the effing greatest.
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